MEN are HARD to PLEASE..

The problems with GUYs:


If you treat him nicely, he will says you are in love with him;
If you DON'T, he says you are PROUD.
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If you DRESS Nicely, he will says you are trying to LURE him;
If you DON't, he says you are from KAMPUNG.
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If you ARGUE with him, he will says you are STUBBORN;
If you keep quiet, he says you have no BRAINs.
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If you are SMARTER than him, he will lose face;
If he's SMARTER than you, he is GREAT.
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If you don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS you;
If you LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE you alone.
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If you don't MAKE love with him, he says you don't love him;
If you do!!! he says you are CHEAP.
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If you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME;
If you DON'T, he says that you don't trust him.
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If you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you.
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If you BREAK your PROMISE, you CANNOT be TRUSTED.
If he breaks his, he is FORCED to do so.
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If you SMOKE, you are a BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
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If you do WELL in your EXAM, he says it is just LUCK;
If he does WELL, it is BRAINS.
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If you HURT you, you are CRUEL;
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE.